This is whatever...

*wants lemon bars*
*only has bisquick, sugar, eggs, and lime juice*
*challenge accepted*

corgisbeggingforstuff:

bensonthecorgi:

Ever have those days when you just feel trapped?

Get me outta here!

corgisbeggingforstuff:

bensonthecorgi:

Ever have those days when you just feel trapped?

Get me outta here!

georgetakei:

The Westboro folks were getting on my nerves. So I recorded this. #LetItGo

georgetakei:

The Westboro folks were getting on my nerves. So I recorded this. #LetItGo

penaltybox14:

harrimaniac27:

penaltybox14:

harrimaniac27:

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harrimaniac27:

penaltybox14:

I don’t care where it came from, it’s great! 8D also: *feeels* Johnny wants to take Roy home with him and they’re gonna have some fun….That’ll take the edge off their day. :3
I love that both you and…
Yeah, I thought they were pretty tired though, too tired for full-blown sex. I was thinking maybe they make out, fool around in Johnny’s bed, and end up cuddling and being so comfortable in each other’s arms that they just fall asleep. And then they wake up and eat breakfast (Roy makes Johnny eat some bacon and eggs, cos otherwise he would have eaten the two boxes of doughnuts on his counter) and end up talking for an hour or two, and then the conversation sorta…veers to sex, and since Johnny’s still in his underwear, and Roy has been enjoying the view all morning, they start making out again, and
that’s when the real sex happens. :3

This sounds like an excellent scenario and thus I vote that you write it.  ;) 

Like Johnny’s not going to eat the donuts after the sex anyway.  Also, man, guys, way to just jump into the physical side of a relationship.  (my kingdom for awkward first-time sex where neither of them really knows what they’re doing.)

You mean continue your story? :3 Give me a while, huh? I have school shit to do. But I will try to write it later on! XD (and ok, they will be having cute what-are-we-even-doing exploratory first-time sex because that sounds adorable and hot.)

You don’t have to if you’re busy!  I was just teasing.  I seem to be on a roll so who knows?  Dude there needs to be more OH GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING sex in all kinds of fandoms.  Especially this one.  Because Johnny is like OF COURSE I’VE DONE THIS kind of.  And Roy is like oh crap I know the sound of that OF COURSE I’VE DONE THIS.  But also, yannow, they can figure it out, right?  Can’t be that difficult, right?  People do it all the time … right?  There’s like, exposes on TV and stuff.  Gay liberation and oh god Roy has no idea what to do he just really, really, REALLY wants Johnny. 

And even if Johnny hasn’t actually done it before, he does have his skin mags! And he shows them to Roy, which scares him a bit, but Johnny keeps talking, and the idea starts to sound better and better…..
(Maybe? If you’re on a roll, then I say, go for it! I’m too busy to do it right now, but I wont be so busy later on, so…we’ll figure it out. Either way, Johnny is getting banged. Sometime.)

Now see this makes me want like a … ‘five times a character in Emergency! bought/saw/read a skin mag’ kind of fic.  Like Dixie paging through one while soaking in a hot bath, Dr. Early being like hm yeah that’s all fun and games until someone loses a ben-wa ball, Johnny carefully extracting one from his cousin’s mattress and hiding in a tree with it, Roy staring at one and trying not to think of it later while singing in choir, Hank looking at one with a friend and feeling increasingly guilty that he doesn’t know that he really feels how he should about the girls, but oh man the guys…

Ahem yes Johnny is getting banged eventually wait, have I even written buttsex between those two?

I would read the fuck out of that not even gonna lie…(aww poor Hank! He must have been as confused as I was…except I wasn’t sure why I was so excited by both sexes…..)

…..come to think of it, I only think you wrote about Johnny/Roy buttsex once?

penaltybox14:

harrimaniac27:

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harrimaniac27:

penaltybox14:

I don’t care where it came from, it’s great! 8D also: *feeels* Johnny wants to take Roy home with him and they’re gonna have some fun….That’ll take the edge off their day. :3
I love that both you and…
Yeah, I thought they were pretty tired though, too tired for full-blown sex. I was thinking maybe they make out, fool around in Johnny’s bed, and end up cuddling and being so comfortable in each other’s arms that they just fall asleep. And then they wake up and eat breakfast (Roy makes Johnny eat some bacon and eggs, cos otherwise he would have eaten the two boxes of doughnuts on his counter) and end up talking for an hour or two, and then the conversation sorta…veers to sex, and since Johnny’s still in his underwear, and Roy has been enjoying the view all morning, they start making out again, and
that’s when the real sex happens. :3

This sounds like an excellent scenario and thus I vote that you write it.  ;) 

Like Johnny’s not going to eat the donuts after the sex anyway.  Also, man, guys, way to just jump into the physical side of a relationship.  (my kingdom for awkward first-time sex where neither of them really knows what they’re doing.)

You mean continue your story? :3 Give me a while, huh? I have school shit to do. But I will try to write it later on! XD (and ok, they will be having cute what-are-we-even-doing exploratory first-time sex because that sounds adorable and hot.)

You don’t have to if you’re busy!  I was just teasing.  I seem to be on a roll so who knows?  Dude there needs to be more OH GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING sex in all kinds of fandoms.  Especially this one.  Because Johnny is like OF COURSE I’VE DONE THIS kind of.  And Roy is like oh crap I know the sound of that OF COURSE I’VE DONE THIS.  But also, yannow, they can figure it out, right?  Can’t be that difficult, right?  People do it all the time … right?  There’s like, exposes on TV and stuff.  Gay liberation and oh god Roy has no idea what to do he just really, really, REALLY wants Johnny. 

And even if Johnny hasn’t actually done it before, he does have his skin mags! And he shows them to Roy, which scares him a bit, but Johnny keeps talking, and the idea starts to sound better and better…..
(Maybe? If you’re on a roll, then I say, go for it! I’m too busy to do it right now, but I wont be so busy later on, so…we’ll figure it out. Either way, Johnny is getting banged. Sometime.)

penaltybox14:

harrimaniac27:

penaltybox14:

I don’t care where it came from, it’s great! 8D also: *feeels* Johnny wants to take Roy home with him and they’re gonna have some fun….That’ll take the edge off their day. :3
I love that both you and…
Yeah, I thought they were pretty tired though, too tired for full-blown sex. I was thinking maybe they make out, fool around in Johnny’s bed, and end up cuddling and being so comfortable in each other’s arms that they just fall asleep. And then they wake up and eat breakfast (Roy makes Johnny eat some bacon and eggs, cos otherwise he would have eaten the two boxes of doughnuts on his counter) and end up talking for an hour or two, and then the conversation sorta…veers to sex, and since Johnny’s still in his underwear, and Roy has been enjoying the view all morning, they start making out again, and
that’s when the real sex happens. :3

This sounds like an excellent scenario and thus I vote that you write it.  ;) 

Like Johnny’s not going to eat the donuts after the sex anyway.  Also, man, guys, way to just jump into the physical side of a relationship.  (my kingdom for awkward first-time sex where neither of them really knows what they’re doing.)

You mean continue your story? :3 Give me a while, huh? I have school shit to do. But I will try to write it later on! XD (and ok, they will be having cute what-are-we-even-doing exploratory first-time sex because that sounds adorable and hot.)

braunernaught:

raisehelia:

foot

The ‘ol razzle dazzle


Wait…there is something I must tell you…

braunernaught:

raisehelia:

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The ‘ol razzle dazzle

Wait…there is something I must tell you…