This is whatever...

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

darkarcherprince:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

http://media.tumblr.com/efcb2bf88426110bd076a8d4e7deb536/tumblr_inline_mu7w38IYFl1qf1wgx.gif

This might win for favorite addition to my post.

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

penaltybox14:

roosterfarian:

penaltybox14:

writtenly:

Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND

Sounds good to me.: )  (Perhaps if no one is birb-phobic, maybe Misha and Conrad can join us too. )

I don’t know about the rest of them but I like birbs fine.  :)

I’m game, let’s do this!

penaltybox14:

Aw me too. :( I had a dream that I was in Boston last night. We were doing some questionable things (like sneaking around people’s backyards…there was a swimming pool involved) but it was reaallly fun.
That sounds fucking fantastic I just have dreams where we’re shooting the breeze in an ambulance in the middle of the night. 

This sounds perfect! I would GREATLY enjoy that!

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious